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A Little Carp Humour

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.(I found this first one… and if someone could explain this to me please…)
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A carp walks into a bar. He goes, “Bloop bloopbloop bloop.”
The barman says, “Bloob blop bloop bloop?”
The carp says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realise this was a gay bar.”
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This next one submitted by friend MIchelle D. :
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One day God calls down to Noah and says, “Noah me old china, I want you
to make me a new Ark”.        

Noah replies, “No probs God, me old Supreme Being. Anything you want
after all you’re the guv’

But God interrupts, “Ah, but there’s a catch. This time Noah, I don’t
want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other”.
“20 DECKS!” screams Noah “Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I
fill it up with all the animals just like last time?”

“Yep, that’s right, well. Sort of right. This time I want you to fill it
up with fish”, God answers.
“Fish?” queries Noah.
“Yep, fish. Well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp – wall to
wall, floor to ceiling – Carp!”
Noah looks to the skies. “OK God my old mucker, let me get this right,
you want a New Ark?”
“Check”.
“With 20 decks, one on top of the other?”
“Check”.
“And you want it full of Carp?”
“Check”.
“Why?” Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the
end of his tether.
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“Dunno”, says God,

“I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
And the classic:
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A carp walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “What would you like?” the carp says holding his neck,
“Water!”

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